The Put-downs and Insults Bible provides insults to lavish on your enemies 
(23/12/2007)
Whether you’re looking for ammunition to use, ideas to stock up on, or stories from other underdogs, bitches and cruel tongues to fight back on behalf of your bruised ego, The Put-downs and Insults Bible provides an abundance of classic and new one-liners to aid your cause.
Examples:
Mark Twain – “Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since met her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.”
Simon Cowell – “That performance was as relevant as a cat turning up for Crufts.”
‘This boy is every inch an idiot. Luckily, though, he’s not very tall’ (Norman Wisdom’s school report)
Country Song titles that say it all:
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cos I’m Afraid She’d Win
Plus an A to Z of insults to save up and use at will. e.g:
S for Sex: “She’s a lot like train tracks – been laid across the country.”
And a dictionary of insults in foreign languages to aid the bitchy traveller when abroad.
Sharpen your claws and your wit simultaneously, and dive in - there’s something for everyone!
Priced at £4.99, this book is the perfect stocking filler for the Scrooge in anyone's life.
The book is the fourth in a series of ‘Bibles’. The series also includes The Foodies & Scoffers Bible, The Crap Family Christmas Bible and The Break-Up Bible.
The Put-downs & Insults Bible
By Ruth Graham
Published by Know The Score Books
RRP £4.99
Softback
ISBN 9781905449231
Key features:
- Over two hundred stonkingly good insults to lavish on your enemies from classics to brand new lines overheard in pubs, clubs or on the internet
- 40 hilarious cartoons
- International flavour with real life stories and insults contributed from all over the globe
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